Rivals : United

[Fabio]

I like the way he's took abuse for ages, yet he comes back with a response and everyone is all "OOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Fabio]

I would have called you all fucking cunts long ago

 

[iseered]

You guys are weird.

Thread contains 663 posts, many of which wishes the thread would go away.

Is like being in a room full of people shouting at each other to be quiet.

 

[ChastenedMUFC]

OOohh BURNNN

We've been 2nd.
We've been 7th.

There are no trophies for either, but they do not feel the same...
I could tell ya.
But I think you've found out.

The disappointment of coming 7th doesn't come close to the disappointment of coming 2nd in my experience.

 

[Athens]

The disappointment of coming 7th doesn't come close to the disappointment of coming 2nd in my experience.

Still, I would rather almost shag a stunner as opposed to almost shag a munter.

 

[Leo]

The disappointment of coming 7th doesn't come close to the disappointment of coming 2nd in my experience.

Yeah we only have the excitement of Champions league and a season of challenging again whilst ye lot will have to accept mid table mediocrity.
But hey it saves on disappointment eh?

 

[Hyena]

The disappointment of coming 7th doesn't come close to the disappointment of coming 2nd in my experience.

...sighed Rafa Benitez, softly.

 

[Hansern]

Close this cunting thread, please.

 

[cloggypop]

Close it when they win something.

 

[Jack D Rips]

This thread is like a boil on your arse that gradually goes away and just when you've forgotten about it, the fucking thing flares up again. And you only notice its back when you sit down on a hard chair.

 

[Modo]

I'd hate to read the posts in this thread when Man U gets back on their perch. Cause imo it's a question of "when" not "if".
They've got the history, the stadium, the fans and most importantly the money. They can buy themselves back to the top.
Might not be this season, might not be the next, but it will happen. I just hope that we manage to keep them at bay when it does.

 

[cloggypop]

Yeah but at the moment they are getting twatted by MK Dons.

 

[Modo]

Yeah but at the moment they are getting twatted by MK Dons.

Don't get me wrong that's funny as fuck, but I don't see them pulling a Leeds or Nottingham forest any time soon.

 

[cloggypop]

No need to close this source of amusement yet though.

 

[ChastenedMUFC]

Still, I would rather almost shag a stunner as opposed to almost shag a munter.

The outcome is the same though you are still having a wank at the end of the night thinking of what might have been.

You might be able to brag to your mates about how you almost pulled this amazing bird but that is fuck all good really.

 

[Leo]

I suppose if she's wearing a decent Adidas kit it would make it all better.

 

[Portly]

Or a latex catsuit like Rooney's granny.

 

[ChastenedMUFC]

I suppose if she's wearing a decent Adidas kit it would make it all better.

No but having lots of cash does make it easier to pull.

 

[cloggypop]

No but having lots of cash does make it easier to pull.

Foreign holidays helps as well.

 

[Hansern]

The outcome is the same though you are still having a wank at the end of the night thinking of what might have been.

You might be able to brag to your mates about how you almost pulled this amazing bird but that is fuck all good really.

The difference is 2nd gets you in to the biggest party in Europe while 7th means you're staying at home all year.

 

[Frogfish]

The difference is 2nd gets you in to the biggest party in Europe while 7th means you're staying at home all year.

Well at least there's the League Cup for now .......... oh.

 

[Athens]

The outcome is the same though you are still having a wank at the end of the night thinking of what might have been.

You might be able to brag to your mates about how you almost pulled this amazing bird but that is fuck all good really.

The fit bird gives you wanking material. The ugly one gives you nightmares.

Spot the difference.

 

[ChastenedMUFC]

The fit bird gives you wanking material. The ugly one gives you nightmares.

Spot the difference.

I think we have taken this analogy as far as it can go.

 

[moron]

Modo I really wish you would stop pretending to be a Man U fan.

 

[tombrown]

The fit bird gives you wanking material. The ugly one gives you nightmares.

Spot the difference.

Unless you are the inventor of the overhead kick of course ..

 

[Frogfish]

Man Utd defender Phil Jones out for up to a month with torn hamstring.

 

[cloggypop]

Man Utd defender Phil Jones out for up to a month with torn hamstring.

Shame that.

They might have to switch to 4 at the back. I think it will improve them.

 

[doctor_mac]

Man Utd defender Phil Jones out for up to a month with torn hamstring.

Shit! Get well soon Phil!

I have recently been kept up at night worrying thinking about Phil and what his wedding photos are going to look like. The happy day encapsulated by a series of shots destroyed by his big gurning face. It will take a truly incredible photographer to make that gig work. It's the wife I feel sorry for.

 

[cloggypop]

It's the wife I feel sorry for.

She is probably well used to that face.

 

[Frogfish]

I have recently been kept up at night worrying thinking about Phil and what his wedding photos are going to look like. The happy day encapsulated by a series of shots destroyed by his big gurning face. It will take a truly incredible photographer to make that gig work. It's the wife I feel sorry for.

Two options mate - use a Tilt/Shift lens or a Lens Baby, with both you can isolate the wife and blur his ugly mug into oblivion