The Doak’s on them

[dee]

Oh my word £20M plus £5M add ons!

Unreal the cash we are stealing from teams!

 

[tombrown]

Hughes tells Bournemouth to Ben Doak(er) while he rogers them?

 

[Mystic]

Doak let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[MomoWASright]

An absolute Doak of a price.

 

[Markeh]

“that’ll do doaky” (shrek)

 

[Shadey]

Hughes tells Bournemouth to Ben Doak(er) while he rogers them?

Isn’t it Brentford?

 

[MomoWASright]

Isn’t it Brentford?

They were Brent over.

 

[Modo]

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Ben Doaker Backwards

 

[Brizzle]

He’s acquired another surname too

Gannon Doak

 

[SummerOnions]

The Doak's on them

When he does fuck all all year

 

[Bradley]

Good luck on the bus to Yoker, Ben Doaker.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg

 

[Fabio]

Good luck on the bus to Yoker, Ben Doaker.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg

Hes no fae there

 

[dee]

Ben Doaker Backwards

Very very close but I’m going with @SummerOnions

 

[bazazaba]

I'm negging every word play above... they're terrible and horribly contorted to fit. Just admit it, Doak's a terrible surname to work with.
Sorry, eat my spamming dislikes!

 

[keniget]

I'm negging every word play above... they're terrible and horribly contorted to fit. Just admit it, Doak's a terrible surname to work with.
Sorry, eat my spamming dislikes!

That's a bit harsh.

Anyways, this transfer, whilst expected, came a bit out of the blue, no rumours, no nothing preceding it. Clearly he signed under the Doak of night and then we all Doak up the reality that he's gone and have to sit for a min and Doak it all in.

And now, having spent all their new found cash, Bournemouth are skint and Doak.

 

[SummerOnions]

I'm negging every word play above... they're terrible and horribly contorted to fit. Just admit it, Doak's a terrible surname to work with.
Sorry, eat my spamming dislikes!

I hope you Doak on those words

 

[Brizzle]

Go Doak, Go Broke.

 

[doctor_mac]

If the wee man keeps fit then he's going to be a player. He really has the pace and energy to torture defenders, but it will take time for the end product to come with it. I think he's not outrageously priced, but we did have to accept an offer at that level.

 

[StevieM]

… and we apparently inserted a buyback if he does develop into a top player.

 

[The Nomad]

… and we apparently inserted a buyback if he does develop into a top player.

And he will.. and the Doak will be on us.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ben got his Doak and left.

In fairness it’s Ben coming all summer.

 

[StevieM]

What I want to know is if the Doaker is a smoker, a midnight toker and gets his lovin’ on the run..,

 

[Farkmaster]

What I want to know is if the Doaker is a smoker, a midnight toker and gets his lovin’ on the run..,

I did the whistle.

 

[StevieM]

I did the whistle.

i am led to believe that some people call him Maurice…

 

[bazazaba]

He's now Ben Gannon Doak. Wanted his mum's surname to be represented as well.
Good luck, wee Ben. Off on the right foot already helping Bournemouth's shirt sale revenues before kicking a ball for them.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgXN_D_-jH8

 

[tombrown]

That means people will start calling him "BGD" ... I, completely illogically, hate that

 

[StevieM]

That means people will start calling him "BGD" ... I, completely illogically, hate that

Calm down TB!!!

 

[singlerider]

That means people will start calling him "BGD" ... I, completely illogically, hate that

Phonetic use it to "Big D" instead?

 

[localny]

Wish him the best