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[jan]

It's like when average players get injured and turn into world beaters in everyone's eyes until they get back on the pitch. I'm sure you'll want him to shut the fuck up in 2 months time

 

[dee]

I imagine the media team are wary of inviting comparisons and so want a decent gap between Klopp's last hurrah and Slot's introduction.

 

[Fabio]

I reckon we're trying to get a marquee signing alongside him, so it makes the whole thing more paletteable and a true official launch of a new era

 

[Fabio]

So when the window opens we'll have a big sexy name to go along with the bald non-dog fucker

 

[SummerOnions]

I reckon we're trying to get a marquee signing alongside him, so it makes the whole thing more paletteable and a true official launch of a new era

He's gonna be sat with the Dutch Paul Konchesky

 

[Fabio]

He's gonna be sat with the Dutch Paul Konchesky

The new signing will be, yeah

 

[SummerOnions]

The new signing will be, yeah

Can't wait for Slot's ma to slag us all off

 

[Brizzle]

So when the window opens we'll have a big sexy name to go along with the bald non-dog fucker

Or we'll orchestrate him to do a press conference with some other bald legends from our history. Jay Spearing and Jonjo Shelvey perhaps. Maybe even Konchesky, Gary Macca.

Struggling to think of any other baldies, other than @Ijg before he got his hair transplant.

 

[Brizzle]

Fuck me, what are the odds. I thought I was quiffing safely in the knowledge that Paul Konchesky wouldn't get a mention

 

[MomoWASright]

Or we'll orchestrate him to do a press conference with some other bald legends from our history. Jay Spearing and Jonjo Shelvey perhaps. Maybe even Konchesky, Gary Macca.

Struggling to think of any other baldies, other than @Ijg before he got his hair transplant.

MomoWASright. God like body. Amazing hairstyle.

 

[Brizzle]

MomoWASright. God like body. Amazing hairstyle.

I was too distracted by your timepiece to notice your lack of follicles.

 

[Markeh]

I imagine the media team are wary of inviting comparisons and so want a decent gap between Klopp's last hurrah and Slot's introduction.

i think this is the right answer

I reckon we're trying to get a marquee signing alongside him, so it makes the whole thing more paletteable and a true official launch of a new era

but i hope @Fabio is right

 

[binomial]

Some perv on twitter that's been following Arne's daughter has retweeted a recent holiday snap with her parents all cozed up captioned "Ibiza" 🤣

Apparently his daughter's name is Isa........

 

[rurikbird]

Or we'll orchestrate him to do a press conference with some other bald legends from our history. Jay Spearing and Jonjo Shelvey perhaps. Maybe even Konchesky, Gary Macca.

Struggling to think of any other baldies, other than @Ijg before he got his hair transplant.

Skrtel! But I think he has hair now…

 

[jan]

Skrtel! But I think he has hair now…

Fabinho, Reina and Anelka?

 

[tomasjj]

Konchesky
Sterling
Ngog

 

[rurikbird]

Does Charlie Adam count?

 

[SummerOnions]

Does Charlie Adam count?

At least to 10, not sure what happens when he runs out of fingers though

 

[StevieM]

Maybe Slot’s busy learning Uruguayan so that he can explain tactics, the offside rule and the fact that we don’t get bonus points for hitting the woodwork to our star striker.

 

[Beamrider]

Maybe Slot’s busy learning Uruguayan so that he can explain tactics, the offside rule and the fact that we don’t get bonus points for hitting the woodwork to our star striker.

It’s a real shame about those bonus points, because we’d have deffo won the League if the PL did award them. One to add to my “one rule change” thread.

 

[Woland]

Look at my watch.

I thought I couldn't hate the cunt any more already. Now I want his family to die in a fire

 

[Hyena]

Some perv on twitter that's been following Arne's daughter has retweeted a recent holiday snap with her parents all cozed up captioned "Ibiza" 🤣

Apparently his daughter's name is Isa........

Wow I thought you were just making a ride Is a Slot joke but


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7854w9sxgh/?igsh=MWVvNmc4NnIyYXZkdA==

 

[bluebell]

View: https://x.com/dmlynchlfc/status/1801006705423032338

 

[MomoWASright]

Wow I thought you were just making a ride Is a Slot joke but


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7854w9sxgh/?igsh=MWVvNmc4NnIyYXZkdA==

Move over Linda, the Kop has a new crush.

 

[Hansern]

How the fuck does he not get a work permit? You fucking clowns and your fucking Brexit. Must be the stupidest cunts in Europe.

 

[MomoWASright]

How the fuck does he not get a work permit? You fucking clowns and your fucking Brexit. Must be the stupidest cunts in Europe.

There must be something in his past that’s stopping it going through. No way they’d say no to someone who pays tax on what I’d imagine to be over £250k a year.

 

[Dreambeliever]

There must be something in his past that’s stopping it going through. No way they’d say no to someone who pays tax on what I’d imagine to be over £250k a year.

Can’t be doggshagging.

 

[Hansern]

There must be something in his past that’s stopping it going through. No way they’d say no to someone who pays tax on what I’d imagine to be over £250k a year.

Yeah, most likely that he's foreign and good at his job.

 

[Hansern]

Its actually cause he hasnt got the neccessary coaching lisence yet, and pre Brexit that wouldnt be a problem.
As I said, you and your Brexit stupid melts.

 

[MomoWASright]

To be fair, I’d want someone with the top coaching qualifications to be coaching our team.