Do we do ratings? Is there any point? Fuck it, I'll try:
Mignolet (6) Had very little to do, so 6 seems fair enough. He didn't concede any, or take an epoch to kick a ball out of his hands.
Toure (18) That's what I estimate his fucking weight is, anyway.
Lovren (5) Another who didn't really have much defending to do, but what he did, was very average. Very 5, in fact.
Clyne (6) I can't recall him doing much wrong, but he could maybe have been a touch more adventurous.
Smith (8) Determined, has a bit of pace and strength to him, and seemed very keen to make an impression. Did so. Well played.
Milner (5) Ran about lots, but didn't really do much with what possession he had.
Henderson (5) Played his first game for ages, and was industrious...and...that's it.
Can (6) Was pleasingly composed and kept his head and position well. Not much else to shout about, but anyway.
Lallana (5) Busy busy bee, buzzing round the place in his typical busy bee way. No goals or assists, which is also typical. He's possibly the busiest, yet least effective attacking player in the Premiership.
Firmino (2) Wait, no he isn't! This useless fucker is. At the moment he's looking like a Carroll/ Balotelli/ Aquilani/ Markovic type of waste of money.
Origi (5) Two shots. None on target.