Chelsea - pre match thread

[FoxForceFive]

That was meant to say 'stooping' Btw, it was predictive text, not a pre-Madonna comment.

 

[Hansern]

@Liddellpool: Eto'o, Hazard, Terry, Torres, Luiz, Willian, Ramires & Cech out

Appaz none of them arrived with the squad.

 

[Oncy]

@Liddellpool: Eto'o, Hazard INJURED, Terry, INJURED Torres, Luiz, Willian, Ramires BANNED & Cech INJURED out

Appaz none of them arrived with the squad.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Don't think Luiz, Torres or Willian are banned.

 

[Oncy]

Thats why I didnt say they were

 

[Hansern]

Yeah I know, was referring to the fit players that might not have travelled 🙂

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Thats why I didnt say they were

Oh - I misread that ... soz mate. It's 1:30 am ... my kids are going to wake up in 30 minutes czu they be jetlagged ... and i am wide awake. I guess something may be happening tomorrow?

 

[Modo]

So it's gonna be:
Schwarzer, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Cole, Mikel, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle, Salah, Ba.

 

[Skullflower]

someone needs to tweet the fucking club about this synonymous shit.

 

[Gary25]

So it's gonna be:
Schwarzer, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Cole, Mikel, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle, Salah, Ba.

Prob something like that, aye.

Mikel, Matic and Lampard...that's one slow midfield, get Coutinho and Sterling buzzing around them and we're laughing.

 

[Gary25]

 

[moron]

Should be very interesting - How much is that lot worth ? £100M+ ?

 

[Athens]

@Liddellpool: Eto'o, Hazard, Terry, Torres, Luiz, Willian, Ramires & Cech out

Appaz none of them arrived with the squad.

I bet they turn up on horses just before the match like the fucking cavalry.

 

[moron]

Yeah - that was on the back of my mind too. Jose probably wants to play this type of tactic - get them stationed in a hotel in Manchester and then tell them to turn up tomorrow morning.

 

[El Pistolero]

Formby hall now

 

[Gary25]

Formby hall now

Small time and desperate springs to mind.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yep, it does seem a bit of a shitcunt thing to do.

Can't help but laugh though!

 

[El Pistolero]

Bollocks to it I'm all for winding the fuckers up. a similar incident took place before a game in Europe. Due to play inter the church next to the hotel they had been staying at chimed the bells on the hour every hour throughout the night. Inter lost the game the next day.

 

[FoxForceFive]

The fuckers sung through the minutes silence. Forgot about that.

Fuck them. No pyro, no party.

 

[barrymac20]

It's a bit sad. All its really doing is giving them another incentive to beat us....

 

[Mystic]

Heh, can't say I'm a fan

 

[livvy145]

 

[Farkmaster]

Schurrle isn't a great player, but he's the sort that our defense may make look great, and he's industrious.

 

[El Pistolero]

Nice to see Formby halls marketing department are taking advantage......they have been tweeting all the hotels offers for the last hour. Hmmm it maybe an elaborate hoax.

 

[peterhague]

This is stupid. Is there anything more dangerous than an angry John Obi Mikel?

 

[FMSPWR]

 

[gene hughes]

someone needs to tweet the fucking club about this synonymous shit.

We should make a banner.

 

[Mersey86]

Small time and desperate springs to mind.

'Heroic' springs to mine.

 

[livvy145]

Not sure that's real

 

[El Pistolero]

It's fake...... I doubt anyone is actually down there. Prank calks but that's about it.