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I wonder what Klopp gets after tax?

Newcastle are willing to offer Ten Hag a salary of £6m-a-year after tax but the Dutchman, 51, is reluctant to leave Ajax. (Mail)
 
We are usually sketchy on salaries. I’d guess it’s in the region of £15 million which is over £8 million after tax.
 
We are usually sketchy on salaries. I’d guess it’s in the region of £15 million which is over £8 million after tax.
Usually most high earners are self employed, I think with so many loop holes it's going to be around £10m.
Also, he gets huge bonuses for hitting certain targets, club related sponsorship deals and if there is a corporate event where Klopp is a guest speaker im guessing it's between £25-£50k for an hour.
 
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His salary/bonuses will be PAYE. I’d imagine endorsements and image rights will be self employed income.
 
I wonder what Klopp gets after tax?

Newcastle are willing to offer Ten Hag a salary of £6m-a-year after tax but the Dutchman, 51, is reluctant to leave Ajax. (Mail)

To be fair... Amsterdam or Newcastle....

I’d want more “wonga” too..
 
So is anything going to happen about this? Or will it just be a bit of faux outrage and the occasional banner every time there's a report of another human rights breach/beheading/execution in Saudi? Do the Geordies have a women's team?
 
So is anything going to happen about this? Or will it just be a bit of faux outrage and the occasional banner every time there's a report of another human rights breach/beheading/execution in Saudi? Do the Geordies have a women's team?
The Arab prince's live a deboucherous existence. They regular come to Europe for Sex and drugs. I watched Abz and Preach and Abz was saying some of them will pay tens of thousands so they can take a dump on a pretty girl.
One of them a few years ago killed his male help who he physically abusing and having sex with.
No, nothing will happen, the Government will make sure the Sauds get their way - who do you think makes the bombs the Sauds buy
 
Killing someone is clearly off the table but I wouldn't mind being paid tens of thousand per pop if someone wanted to shit on me. It would have to be on a time costs basis though, with disbursements covered.
 
Killing someone is clearly off the table but I wouldn't mind being paid tens of thousand per pop if someone wanted to shit on me. It would have to be on a time costs basis though, with disbursements covered.
Have you watched Lana Rhodes podcast, she was going through her porn regrets? She recollected when she drank human pee out of a bowl and the extreme stuff director's now want. I bet you, if it was done to you, you'd suffer trauma.
I read one IG model was forced to give a camel a blow job in dubai (I admit I didn't read the whole story), but if its true, she will suffer PTSD.
 
Have you watched Lana Rhodes podcast, she was going through her porn regrets? She recollected when she drank human pee out of a bowl and the extreme stuff director's now want. I bet you, if it was done to you, you'd suffer trauma.
I read one IG model was forced to give a camel a blow job in dubai (I admit I didn't read the whole story), but if its true, she will suffer PTSD.
What shite do you be listening too :D
 
I reckon if we do another one of those “save the site” cash drives, we letvthe site die and instead pay @Hyena the money he needs for one of us to take a dump on him.

Leftover cash can be used so that the dumper can fill up on Guinness, Curry, hot chilli and loads of other poo inducing goodies to make sure the experience is unforgettable.

I made some Carolina Reaper Chilli sauce the other week that produces poo that’s more potent than Alien blood....
 
I reckon if we do another one of those “save the site” cash drives, we letvthe site die and instead pay @Hyena the money he needs for one of us to take a dump on him.

Leftover cash can be used so that the dumper can fill up on Guinness, Curry, hot chilli and loads of other poo inducing goodies to make sure the experience is unforgettable.

I made some Carolina Reaper Chilli sauce the other week that produces poo that’s more potent than Alien blood....

Your enthusiasm worries me
 
Unai Emery or Eddie Howe.. That was the two candidates they ended up with in the end?
 
I read earlier this week Emerys job at Villareal was under threat after a soft start this season. Heh. Fail up, I guess
 
Unai Emery or Eddie Howe.. That was the two candidates they ended up with in the end?

Emery would be a solid choice. He is a good manager. Did not work out at the Arse, but is proven and proven at developing players, which the current team needs.
 
Eddie Howe might be able to keep them up before getting sacked in the summer, I suppose.
 
Apparently Emery was unhappy with the lack of clarity over who would actually be in charge as DOF at Newcastle and the leaks from the club that he was about to become the Newcaslte manager, thought it was unprofessional and that's why he bowed out. Not a good start for the bone saw owners.
 
If they're still in the relegation places come the Jan window will they be able to attract better players? Sure they can throw money at it like a drunken politician but will players actually go there or will they start upping their wage demands?
 
If they're still in the relegation places come the Jan window will they be able to attract better players? Sure they can throw money at it like a drunken politician but will players actually go there or will they start upping their wage demands?

Maybe they'll buy Dominant Solanke for £75m
 
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