Isakly what we need

[Modo]

Whats wrong with it?

It's gay as fuck

 

[singlerider]

To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer
Isak is a Striker, he can score from anywhere
You know he is our number 9, defenders full of scare
Lift your hands and voices,
Chant his name in chorus
He will scare the opposition
Oh-oh, his name Isak
Oh-oh, he will play with Passion
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh"

If we're going early 90s dance-pop, then don't overcomplicate things and just keep it simple - rip-off the Shaman: "Isak's good, Isak's good, fuck me Isak's good"

 

[tombrown]

I cringe at all attempts to compose player songs on the internet

 

[beejay]

I cringe at all attempts to compose player songs on the internet

This is the summer of 6CM
Those were the best days of my life

 

[peterhague]

I mean this with genuine sincerity.

Please don't try again.

I want him to do one to the tune of the Dad's Army theme song.

 

[Hansern]

Isak on the bench for Sweden. Wonder if he’ll get some minutes.

 

[SummerOnions]

Isak on the bench for Sweden. Wonder if he’ll get some minutes.

Shit song that

 

[iseered]

The AIs are supposedly bad writers, but 98% of humans are worse

 

[bluebell]

It's gay as fuck

And "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" isn't?

 

[Modo]

And "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" isn't?

Both are.

 

[Markeh]

It's gay as fuck

i’m very intrigued as to why you as a swede sound like you grew up in belfast

 

[Modo]

i’m very intrigued as to why you as a swede sound like you grew up in belfast

Hahaha, I'm not your typical Swede.

 

[StevieM]

Hahaha, I'm not your typical Swede.

You’re a turnip then!!!!

 

[Modo]

You’re a turnip then!!!!

Bingo

 

[Modo]

– I would have loved to have him with me, but he has trained three times with the team and hasn't played in three months. The risk would have been too great, says Jon Dahl Tomasson.

 

[darkstarexodus]

If we're going early 90s dance-pop, then don't overcomplicate things and just keep it simple - rip-off the Shaman: "Isak's good, Isak's good, fuck me Isak's good"

You know Arsenal will rip that off a day later for Eze.

Eze's good, Eze's good. He's Eberechi good.

 

[singlerider]

I was assuming that the lack of standardised format (not starting with "To the tune of...") decidedly low-effort, and palpable irony of me of all people saying don't overcomplicate things made it obvious it was a pisstake...