King Keita

[ILD]

My other King Keita thread is locked but I can see myself making a lot of Naby Keita threads this season.
Excellent debut wasn't it? He was strolling around doing whatever the fuck he wanted to and he can do everything it seems.

He is always available to receive possession and his change of direction is lovely to watch. He can turn right and left which makes him unpredictable. He has a nice give and go one touch game. I can see Frimino receiving a lot of passes from him who in turn will hold it up to allow Keita receive it back in a dangerous position. I expect Keita to be the player who is responsible for the 'assist to the assist' if that makes sense. A bit like Xabi back in the day. Xabi used to cut teams open with precision passing but Naby will cut teams open by carry the ball into advanced positions to put it onto a plate for one of his new mates.

Just a pity he didn't get his red card out of the way early to keep Dreamy at bay. 😉

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

He’s the black Gerrard.

 

[ibromurph]

He’s the black Gerrard.

Oh gosh, here we go...

Love the guy, but he's got a different style to Gerrard.

If he helps us win the league, I'll allow for such a comparison in time.

 

[Atlas]

Ohh my Gaaawd

 

[Modo]

He’s the black Gerrard.

How about he's the black Keita?

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

He’s the black dude from Wakanda.

 

[Oncy]

Wait!!!! Hes BLACK!?!
🤢

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Wait!!!! Hes BLACK!?!
🤢

 

[Frogfish]

He made a few more errors/mislaid passes than I remembered ! However that was a penalty .. he was definitely fouled / there was contact inside the box.

 

[Buddha]

He's going to be attracting 300m bids next summer.

 

[ILD]

Where is @Ryan ?

Naby Keita is a player he'd like.

 

[Oncy]

Where is @Ryan ?

Naby Keita is a player he'd like.

Hes dead.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Hes dead.

And @King Binny 🙁

 

[Holle]

And @King Binny 🙁

He's not dead, he's resting.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He's not dead, he's resting.

@Oncy confirmed he's gone ... tragic

 

[Holle]

@Oncy confirmed he's gone ... tragic

He knows NOTHING

 

[Hansern]

Ryan, Cloggy and Binny.

*Points up to Frank’s Mum

 

[Halmeister]

He just looks so at ease with the ball. I can't put my finger on it, but you can tell he's star. He'll be at barca in a few years unless we win shit.

 

[Halmeister]

I was wondering where Ryan was. And Brendan?

 

[Oncy]

@Oncy confirmed he's gone ... tragic

Sadly yes. Another one taken too young.
Themn, Cloggy, Binny, Ryan when will it stop!!!

 

[Oncy]

I was wondering where Ryan was. And Brendan?

Brendan will be on his holidays.

 

[Halmeister]

Is Anita dead?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He knows NOTHING

I thought so too ... and then he showed me his grave:

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Is Anita dead?

No, but if she was, @Atlas would tell us.

 

[Oncy]

Is Anita dead?

Nope Anita moved to Milwaukee and started a cult. Shes still alive bit they have no electricity or communication with the outsideworld

 

[Oncy]

Also the poster you all know as Keniget isnt the original Ken. Hes like Ace Rimmer and someone else steps in to become Ken when the Ken before dies.
This is Keniget number 7

 

[Mystic]

Keita is the player half of England kept saying Jack Wilshire was going to be.

 

[Oncy]

Keita is the player half of England kept saying Jack Wilshire was going to be.

Jack Wilshere is black!?!???

 

[doctor_mac]

Sadly yes. Another one taken too young.
Themn, Cloggy, Binny, Ryan when will it stop!!!

Bit of a coincidence that all of those posters probably might have had an altercation with Dantes before they went missing. Same with Grungefuttock. Same with Stulovesdrums. Spiderneil.

 

[darkstarexodus]

How about he's the black Keita?

Is there a white one?