Lazar Markovic

[Whirly]

I read that as "I'm nay cumming Liam" Do we have a Liam on this board ? The mystery deepens.

That's the name of his penis.

It's all cumming coming together.

 

[Athens]

My penis is too majestic to be named.

 

[Whirly]

Found this just posted on a Benfica forum. Guy claims to have access to Markovic's personal FB, but sarcasm is really hard to get through an online translator.

Can't find the image anywhere else via reverse image search though, so it may be legit.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Why would a picture taken on somebody else's phone, by somebody else, be on markovich's profile though?

Maybe if it was taken by a club rep, but neither us nor they would want that.

 

[Athens]

He's got light emanating from his armpits! He's some sort of magician!

 

[Lippy]

He's got light emanating from his armpits! He's some sort of magician!

Tis Lazar light.

 

[Mystic]

Found this just posted on a Benfica forum. Guy claims to have access to Markovic's personal FB, but sarcasm is really hard to get through an online translator.

Can't find the image anywhere else via reverse image search though, so it may be legit.

Did he claim what any message with the photo?

 

[Whirly]

Did he claim what any message with the photo?

Not that I can tell. Anything they find on there will be going from Serbian to Portuguese to English, so it's like playing a really convoluted game of telephone with online translators.

 

[Fabio]

Our very own markmc

"@MarkmaccaMc: Hearing Markovic deal has collapsed...Any truth in this? He's reportedly turned us down."

 

[Lippy]

Not good if so

 

[cloggypop]

The Benfica ones never get off the plane.

 

[Whirly]

Can't find anywhere of remotely any merit saying that.

 

[Skullflower]

jesus. we are going to look fucking foolish if this is true.

lol

 

[Buddha]

Can't find anywhere of remotely any merit saying that.

I can't see it on markmc twitter feed?

 

[Skullflower]

fuck off fabio

 

[Whirly]

It's all stemming from a fake David Ornstein twitter account it seems.

https://twitter.com/bbcsportdavid Fake

https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david Real

 

[mark1975]

Fucking Twitter, I wish someone would ban it on here, I've been saying this for ages.

 

[Hansern]

Our very own markmc

"@MarkmaccaMc: Hearing Markovic deal has collapsed...Any truth in this? He's reportedly turned us down."

Better hope Ross doesnt turn up in this thread

 

[Fabio]

Hey, Markmc is a known fella to this site.

 

[Lippy]

Mark Mc is sound

 

[Lippy]

Better hope Ross doesnt turn up in this thread

In all fairness he was only asking if any truth in it

 

[Fabio]

 

[Oncy]

I dont really care if we dont sign this lad.

 

[Fabio]

And lo, evidence why twitter is ring

 

[Whirly]

And lo, evidence why twitter is ring

If you're stupid enough to fall for a fake BBC twitter account with only 429 followers, and a ton of cursing in his previous tweets. Those should be massive red flags.

From the fake account:

At least someone got a laugh out of it.

 

[Lippy]

I dont really care if we dont sign this lad.

Why so down on it?

 

[Lippy]

Nicolò Schira ‏@NicoSchira 18m
Lazar #Markovic will play in #PremierLeague with #Liverpool: agreement reached with #Benfica for 25 mln €. He signed until 2019. #LFC


Eat my tweet. Eat it. Nom nom nom

 

[peterhague]

And lo, evidence why twitter is ring

You posted the fucking thing!

 

[Fabio]

You posted the fucking thing!

Based on markmc

An in the know slightly falling for a load of hoop

It can happen to anyone

 

[Lippy]

Based on markmc

An in the know slightly falling for a load of hoop

It can happen to anyone

I forgive thee