I never got them, I mustn’t be in with the in crowdDid anyone get the Mo dick pics for Valentine's Day ?
Did anyone get the Mo dick pics for Valentine's Day ?
I never got them, I mustn’t be in with the in crowd
I did
Mildly disappointed
Yeh that’s what I thought, especially after@Fabio disappointment 😀Probably fake anyway
Leading up to the 14th in 2006 my now ex asked if I’d planned anything. I told her I was finishing work early, getting showered and then heading out to the match. We beat arsenal 1-0, Garcia at the end. It was a great day and I was single not long after.
Gerrard missed a pen too.that’s a lovely memory 😀
Oh not so good then hahaGerrard missed a pen too.
Leading up to the 14th in 2006 my now ex asked if I’d planned anything. I told her I was finishing work early, getting showered and then heading out to the match. We beat arsenal 1-0, Garcia at the end. It was a great day and I was single not long after.
Myself and the Countessa were out for that evening.Leading up to the 14th in 2006 my now ex asked if I’d planned anything. I told her I was finishing work early, getting showered and then heading out to the match. We beat arsenal 1-0, Garcia at the end. It was a great day and I was single not long after.
Myself and the Countessa were out for that evening.
I insisted I turned my back on the TV so I wouldn't be distracted by the match and give her my full attention.
She was pleased that I was giving her so much attention and keeping constant eye contact.
I would have got away with it only for Garcia's late goal when I couldn't contain myself any longer.
I had been following the game via the TV's reflection in her glasses.
We're still together bless her.
Did she not cotton on when you gave her these for a Valentine gift?Myself and the Countessa were out for that evening.
I insisted I turned my back on the TV so I wouldn't be distracted by the match and give her my full attention.
She was pleased that I was giving her so much attention and keeping constant eye contact.
I would have got away with it only for Garcia's late goal when I couldn't contain myself any longer.
I had been following the game via the TV's reflection in her glasses.
We're still together bless her.
Did she not cotton on when you gave her these for a Valentine gift?
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I once took my then Girlfriend to London for Valentines Day. Nice romantic date. Bizarrely she’d never been before so we rock up on the train. See the sights etc. We hit Trafalgar Sq and she insisted on buying some bird seed to feed the pigeons. I totally told her not to but did she listen??! Did she fuck!
She bought the bird seed and tentatively started scattering them on the floor making odd ‘coo coo’ noises That then turned in a fucking Hitchcock movie as hundreds of mangy disease riddled pigeons suddenly swooped down all over her. She screamed and threw the bird seeds up in the air. Unfortunately she threw the bird seeds all over me! That then resulted in me being pecked mercilessly by 100s of the horrid flying rats! I screamed too and then ran around the fountain trying to bat them off! All the time being filmed by several tourists who were all pissing themselves while I flayed around like a right tit!
I rather let myself down by throwing her backpack into the fountain and swearing loudly before storming off in to National Portrait Gallery.
I’m not proud of it but I stand by it. She did manage to fish it and then met me in the gift shop 30 mins later..
i hate Valentines Day. 😗
That’s ok. It’s a funny story. It was 25 years ago and we are still friends so I suppose that is somethingOMFG nearly choked laughing at this…sorry.
Edit; I keep well away from those flying rats at Trafalgar Sq can’t bare them !
Hilarious. I could actually imagine it, as it’s a fear of mine when I go near there haha hahaThat’s ok. It’s a funny story. It was 25 years ago and we are still friends so I suppose that is something
I'm still waiting for an answer to the question you pose in the first paragraph.I once took my then Girlfriend to London for Valentines Day. Nice romantic date. Bizarrely she’d never been before so we rock up on the train. See the sights etc. We hit Trafalgar Sq and she insisted on buying some bird seed to feed the pigeons. I totally told her not to but did she listen??! Did she fuck!
She bought the bird seed and tentatively started scattering them on the floor making odd ‘coo coo’ noises That then turned in a fucking Hitchcock movie as hundreds of mangy disease riddled pigeons suddenly swooped down all over her. She screamed and threw the bird seeds up in the air. Unfortunately she threw the bird seeds all over me! That then resulted in me being pecked mercilessly by 100s of the horrid flying rats! I screamed too and then ran around the fountain trying to bat them off! All the time being filmed by several tourists who were all pissing themselves while I flayed around like a right tit!
I rather let myself down by throwing her backpack into the fountain and swearing loudly before storming off in to National Portrait Gallery.
I’m not proud of it but I stand by it. She did manage to fish it and then met me in the gift shop 30 mins later..
i hate Valentines Day. 😗
I took it more of a statement like.. did she fuck!! Oooooh yes!I'm still waiting for an answer to the question you pose in the first paragraph.
Did she fuck?
Like you wouldn't believe! 😉I'm still waiting for an answer to the question you pose in the first paragraph.
Did she fuck?
When you say pen ......is that an abreviation for penALTY?Gerrard missed a pen too.