Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[Squiggles]

Mine:

Just look at him and think 'you're not a thick cunt'. It's impossible.

 

[ILD]

Ha, this has stemmed from my Phil Jones reference in the other thread.

My choice would be;

Jordon Henderson if he wasnt one of our own. He is ours so he is off limits as is Beller who would rank pretty high if he didn't play for us.

or of course;

This thread could turn into *Insert United/Chelsea Player Picture Here*.

Another obvious one;

 

[DHSC]

Why Henderson?

I would gladly knock Lampard's teeth out. I've always had an irrational dislike of him.

 

[Squiggles]

Henderson definitely does have that 'I'd suit a United shirt' look about him.

Can't believe I forgot Arshavin. He's the fucking definition of this thread.

KAPOW!

 

[DHSC]

He's not a footballer, but I would lamp Harry Redknapp too.

 

[Squiggles]

[quote author=DHSC link=topic=47660.msg1431983#msg1431983 date=1322199675]
He's not a footballer, but I would lamp Harry Redknapp too.
[/quote]

He'd bankrupt you first mate.

 

[DHSC]

We should rename this the 'Arshavin Thread'.

 

[RedZeppelin]

I actually like Arseshavings . He's a bit out there and a bit depressed , more interesting than the normal 'bling' footballer .

Terry has to win this easily , jones at united is right up there also .

Actually if i could really hurt someone it would have to be that 'little pea' cock head ....and you know he'd start crying , asking what he ever did to you then after his ma would patch him up .

 

[ILD]

[quote author=DHSC link=topic=47660.msg1431979#msg1431979 date=1322199263]
Why Henderson?

I would gladly knock Lampard's teeth out. I've always had an irrational dislike of him.
[/quote]

He has that dumb cunt look about him. But he's our dumb cunt now.

 

[The Nomad]

Phil Jones is a good one...


Patrice Evra is another. He'd probably claim I was being racist though.

 

[Modo]

Shawcross,

 

[Richey]

Re: Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

Even after all these years its still Diouf.

 

[Rosco]

EBJT

 

[ILD]

Ever Brave John Terry ?

 

[Dave]

England's brave john terry...

 

[Oncy]

Of course its John Terry.

 

[ILD]

[quote author='Dave' link=topic=47660.msg1432017#msg1432017 date=1322209298]
England's brave john terry...
[/quote]

Of course..

DING DING DING.

 

[Judge Jules]

Close the thread.

 

[ILD]

We need to think outside the box. Terry is too obvious as is Jones and Arshavin.

 

[ILD]

Joe Hart

 

[Athens]

There's an olympiakos player called Konstantinos Mitroglou who I would love to hit. Look at that face and tell me it doesn't need a slap.

The guy plucks his eyebrows FFS!

 

[HC]

Xavi for being a smug bastard.

 

[acejmk]

My list is far to long to post but very high up is frank the cunt lampard! and a past footballer would be dennis wise another cunt!

 

[the count]

Federico Macheda.

Mostly for scoring that goal against Villa but also for looking like a cunt.

 

[Whitey85]

Nani. Give the lad something to cry about again.

 

[refugee]

I'd knock his head off

 

[Jack D Rips]

Undisputed no 1 for me is Evra. And he was even before the Suarez thing.

Past player is easy. Ratface.

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Tevez

 

[Athens]

That looks more like Peter Beardsley doing an impression of Tevez.

 

[Mystic]