Fulham vs Liverpool 1630 Sun EPL

[jan]

I like how @gkmacca passionately hates him from day one, even going as far as singling him out as the ugliest player in our team. Now that's dedication

 

[tombrown]

He also sleeps with his dog, so there's a third one!

Does he not own an iron?

 

[rurikbird]

I like how @gkmacca passionately hates him from day one, even going as far as singling him out as the ugliest player in our team. Now that's dedication

It’s those bags under his eyes - he looks like a 42-year-old with a long-term drinking problem.

 

[jan]

He might be sleep deprived because he bums his dog all night long

 

[jan]

Anyway Klopp said that "we have to see" about his injury, whatever that means.
In other news - Alisson could make it, Chamberlain is in full training and Jota got a knock so transfer him out of your FF teams

 

[Bradley]

He might be sleep deprived because he bums his dog all night long

Speaking of which, is Skully still here?

Hopefully he doesn't break my jaw for asking.

 

[Squiggles]

I've liked what I've seen from Tsimikas so far. It's frustrating he's got another injury but Midgetland were overly aggressive and stampy, so it's not his fault there. He puts in decent crosses and works hard. No complaints for an understudy fullback new to England.

Can't be arsed discussing Keita any more. It's the same old shit. I think he's a hell of a player when fit and firing, but it's too few and far between.

 

[Frogfish]

Speaking of which, is Skully still here?

Hopefully he doesn't break my jaw for asking.

If you're suggesting he bums his dog he almost certainly will !

 

[gkmacca]

It’s those bags under his eyes - he looks like a 42-year-old with a long-term drinking problem.

You could imagine him as the sidekick to Kramer in Seinfeld.

 

[gkmacca]

Anyway Klopp said that "we have to see" about his injury, whatever that means.

The medical staff now communicate each player's status solely via the medium of charades. Thiago has actually been fit for a month now but the head doctor keeps insisting on doing this weird mime that involves a lot of face pulling and a circular motion with his left foot until someone guesses correctly.

 

[SummerOnions]

This game is still happening right?

Feels like a lot of football fatigue happening.

Hope to see ox on the bench

 

[Hansern]

Alisson, Trent, Fabinho, Matip, Robertson, Henderson, Gini, Jones, Salah, Firmino, Manè

 

[Modo]

No surprises. I like it.

 

[Shay_K]

Despite our injuries this is a game were we should undo the Villa score and boost our goal differece, I've just done my laundry, so clean sheets all round please Jürgen

 

[mark1975]

I think that's pretty much our best XI at the minute (sorry Ryan).

 

[tombrown]

Subs: Kelleher, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Minamino, Origi, Phillips, Cain, N. Williams.

 

[tombrown]

I was wondering if Adrian would get the nod on the bench so Caoimhin can continue to get matches in the U23s. I think its mad that the second choice keeper doesnt get to play when he is not in the first team.

 

[tombrown]

Naby lad not even on the bench; surely Cain cant be ahead of him... dont tell me he's fucking injured again?

 

[Bradley]

Naby lad not even on the bench; surely Cain cant be ahead of him... dont tell me he's fucking injured again?

Unless he's being managed, i.e. saved for Spurs.

 

[MomoWASright]

12-0 win to take us top.

 

[Halmeister]

I've had enough of Keita now. If he's injured again, get fucking rid

 

[Gary25]

Keita. Ahahahaha

 

[Shay_K]

it's on sky so chances are it's Tyler commentating ........I love hearng him HAVE to praise us (through gritted teeth) so hopefully a big big win for us.

 

[Frogfish]

Subs: Kelleher, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Minamino, Origi, Phillips, Cain, N. Williams.

Bloody hell. Bare bones but good to see Ox back !

 

[jan]

Yeah that bench makes my eyes hurt

 

[Shay_K]

Spurs 1-1

 

[jan]

So Thiago is dead, Keita's frequency of turning up is at the level of solar eclipse and I'm not sure Shaqiri even exists

 

[Hansern]

Great to see Ox back!

 

[Shay_K]

Jürgen says 1.5-2 months for Jota, no surgery required.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Match thread:

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/threads/fulham-v-liverpool-match-thread.165498/