If the aspergers lads did stats for being offside I bet this cunt beat cisse. Just glad he's going to be offside in the land of wife beaters instead of for us now. Cunt. Fucking useless cunt.
I saw Tongue play in his Worcestershire days and yes, he could spray it around a bit even then.
Not sure if real though. Luckily for Cisse, they probably didn't track those during his playing days. So I guess we'll just have to go with Nunez being the defacto winner of this race.
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How Many Times Has Darwin Núñez Been Offside | StatMuse
Darwin Núñez has been offside 62 times in the Premier League in his career.www.statmuse.com
I will miss Darwin.
Today is a good day. A day for masturbating at strangers in the park. For smashing a Bentley up with a golf club you found in the bushes while you were having that wank. A day for buying a slab of Carslberg special brew and handing them out in the bushes with all the other wankers. The cunt is leaving and we should have a party.
We'd be lucky to never have another player like him.
Replacing Nunez with Isak would be some kind of record upgrade re finishing ability in the 9.
Fixed for you
We use the Elliott money + 80 mill to buy Isak.