Darwin - the evolution of a transfer
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He reminds me of Josh Tongue currently in the cricket team. He is so inconsistent, the ball could go miles wide left or right, short or full... but the odd one goes on target and gets a wicket. His shots on target are often fucking potent, but the rest is comedy and vibes.
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I saw Tongue play in his Worcestershire days and yes, he could spray it around a bit even then.
Not sure if real though. Luckily for Cisse, they probably didn't track those during his playing days. So I guess we'll just have to go with Nunez being the defacto winner of this race.
How Many Times Has Darwin Núñez Been Offside | StatMuse
Darwin Núñez has been offside 62 times in the Premier League in his career.
The new mitchell johnson. He's effective because if he doesn't even know where the ball will go, how can the batter know
Today is a good day. A day for masturbating at strangers in the park. For smashing a Bentley up with a golf club you found in the bushes while you were having that wank. A day for buying a slab of Carslberg special brew and handing them out in the bushes with all the other wankers. The cunt is leaving and we should have a party.
Not sure if real though. Luckily for Cisse, they probably didn't track those during his playing days. So I guess we'll just have to go with Nunez being the defacto winner of this race.
How Many Times Has Darwin Núñez Been Offside | StatMuse
Darwin Núñez has been offside 62 times in the Premier League in his career.www.statmuse.com
1 offside per 80 minutes give or take.
The issue is, he wasnt marginally offside. He was always massively offside when he was.
pretty sure Darwin’s going to do all the missing.
And yet Inzaghi, who's nobody's fool, is apparently dead keen to sign him....
Fair comment.
No celebratory fingering?
He looks really good when the ball goes in for him, the pace, the power, the shot aka the Newcastle goals. I think that's why I have always harbour a hope that he will one day come good.
But as time goes by, seeing ridiculous miss after miss, even with the simpliest chances, you just know it's not going to happen. Last season when Diaz played before him as the 9, I know he's gone.
He's never said a bad thing about us though, so I wish him well. Saudi will be great, we won't see him for awhile until we win another few league titles and all will be forgotten by then.
But as time goes by, seeing ridiculous miss after miss, even with the simpliest chances, you just know it's not going to happen. Last season when Diaz played before him as the 9, I know he's gone.
He's never said a bad thing about us though, so I wish him well. Saudi will be great, we won't see him for awhile until we win another few league titles and all will be forgotten by then.
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Replacing Nunez with a traffic cone would have been an upgrade in finishing ability.
I used to like you.
I like that this line of thinking, as it seems to show a lot more financial prudence to all our deals so far.
To point, if we expand on your suggestion, then:
Elliott money + Nunez money + 40m for Isak
Diaz money + 5m for Ekitike
Quansah money + 5m for Kerkez
Morton money + 15m for Frimpong
100m for Wirtz
... and we still have a few smaller sales to do, but maybe also a purchase or two (hopefully a CB!)
Still a lot of cash outlay but there seems a lot more sanity to it. For me at least.
