Pre Match - F*ck You Count Cup - Wolves (H) - Sat 20:00

[binomial]

EMILE HESKEY ..

Never ages.

 

[Bradley]

Why are they holding microphones? Don't they have booms or lapel mics or shit? Low product values on ITV. Tory Britain at it's finest.

 

[Shadey]

It’s 2023 and studio commenters have to hold massive microphones the size of Xmas trees.
anyways lets fuck the wolves over.

 

[binomial]

He’s shit.

You're shit.

 

[The Nomad]

Is very cuddly

Is anyone surprised he's gone that way since he hung up his boots?

 

[Bradley]

Might have gone too hard on the first half wine.

 

[MomoWASright]

You're shit.

Like proper shit. He fluked it off his calf.

 

[MomoWASright]

Might have gone too hard on the first half wine.

Unless you’ve done two or more bottle I wouldn’t say you have.

 

[Squiggles]

Thx, trouble is we’re in denmark. Anyways, I understand we are already losing, so it’s probably ok to miss this one.

Check pms

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Why are you responding to me seriously?

i thought you were being serious mate - sorry

i'm just so disheartened by the team that when we do something good, i want to be happy !

 

[binomial]

Like proper shit. He fluked it off his calf.

Luck comes and goes...He's had his fair share of unflukyness as well.

 

[keniget]

Might have gone too hard on the first half wine.

I'm not sure that's possible given that half.

 

[Shadey]

Never ages.

He looks bloated.

 

[rubans]

Rubans off here would transform our midfield

Available for a small fee.

 

[keniget]

Anyways, can someone take one for the team and sweep the leg on Ait-Nouri. He's killing us out there.

 

[MomoWASright]

Luck comes and goes...He's had his fair share of unflukyness as well.

Unflukyness means shit.

 

[Halmeister]

i thought you were being serious mate - sorry

i'm just so disheartened by the team that when we do something good, i want to be happy !

He is a donkey, though

 

[Hansern]

That was a sublime finish for someone that cant «alledgely» finish.

 

[Shadey]

Could hardly see Traore with the light bouncing off his arms..

 

[Bradley]

Anyways, can someone take one for the team and sweep the leg on Ait-Nouri. He's killing us out there.

He's a good player. We've had trouble with him in the past.

 

[MomoWASright]

That was a sublime finish for someone that cant «alledgely» finish.

He didn’t mean it.

 

[Halmeister]

That was a sublime finish for someone that cant «alledgely» finish.

Yeah, the impudent shinner is a difficult technique. Fair play.

 

[dogboy]

Nunez with a first time shinner

Gerry Adams?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Anyways, can someone take one for the team and sweep the leg on Ait-Nouri. He's killing us out there.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He is a donkey, though

Yes, but he's our donkey.

 

[Bradley]

Remember when Salah would bring the ball inside, along the edge of the box and curl the ball into the net? He doesn't even try it anymore.

 

[MomoWASright]

Typical Traore

 

[Shadey]

Salaaaaaaah

 

[Shay_K]

GET IN

 

[MomoWASright]

Remember when Salah would bring the ball inside, along the edge of the box and curl the ball into the net? He doesn't even try it anymore.

You were saying?