Search results for query: *

My dogs called Murphy, named him after Robocop.

City can only finish on 98 points even if they win every game...every 2 points dropped by them is huge now. Couple more slip ups over xmas and its going to kill them off, if the most they can get from then is low to mid 90s, even with a perfect run.

Im thinking about the Anfield atmosphere getting hysterical, the press saying we are bottling it...which then might affect the players. Lets just keep beating everybody so I dont have to think about it!

But 8 points would be ok as long as evrybody keeps their heads after that, but you know how fragile our confidence can be! Beating Leicester would be a huge start to this run.

Only thing im worried about is we might drop say 8 points in this tricky run, which might fuel a 'wheels coming off' narrative and crank up the pressure.

Next time we play at old trafford we should stick 11 men behind the ball and camp out around our own area like they do. 22 players, all stood around their own boxes... It will be quite a sight to behold. Acres of empty no mans land, like between 1st world war trenches...Booting the ball the...

Hes just joking calling Bobby 'shy', right? He looks like a bit of an extrovert.

Its a concern for me as i think Southampton and Newcastle are streets ahead of both these Man Utd and Everton sides. Its only a matter of time before they fall into the bottom three. To lose both of our biggest rivals to the Championship...Well...It would make this a real bitter sweet season...

I blame my mum.

Me neither, was great.

I reckon we will smash them. Its the best liverpool side in the last 30 years versus the worst united side in the last 30 years. They are proper dog shit, i dont expect them to manage more than 2 shots on target and we should create about 12-15 chances. It can obvoiusly still mean they scrawp a...

Id like it to become an annual event...we batter Man U and on the Monday they sack the manager.

I wonder how quickly perez arse would've gone if big Virge had lost his temper at the end... rather than maintaining his trademark cool trying to calm it down.

Does Salah take the pen of hes still on the pitch by the way? In a high pressure situation like that id always prefer Milner.

When it comes to the crunch Mane and Milner step up yet again. Hard to pick between the two. Lovely ball from Milner for the 1st and nerves of steel waiting for VAR in the last minute to take a penalty...Unbelivable pressure to keep the perfect run going...i was a wreck just watching it. Ill go...

You use that line on all the girls!

Id gladly save our money this year and blow 200 milllion on M'bappe next summer, that will do! Hmm I need to start working on his chant just in case, based around 'Mmmbop' by Hansen.

I trust Klopp and the squad although I think we are still one short up top. If we dont sign a forward then its down to luck with injuries and careful fatigue management. Say Mane and Firmino both get injured and are both sidelined for 2-3 months, will we still have enough? Probably not...

"I CAN HEAR YOU BUT I CANT SEE YOU.. MO...MO...PRESS THE LITTLE BUTTON....I DONT KNOW WHICH BUTTON.......HELLO?... MO?...I miss you."

I want Lovren to stay purely because he's Mo's best mate...Still, skype.

Its a lot of money for a right-back when you need to replace about 23 other players in your squad. I really liked him. Sad that i have to hate the little sweaty faced cunt now.

Stats say he's one of the best in Europe, yet we often call him 50 pence head...or is that more aimed at his headed attempts at goal?...feel like there should be a word for a 'headed attempt at goal'...from now on I'm calling them slapbangers.

Would've been nice to fit the 6 stars on it, under the NB logo. I like it though, smart.

Couple of beers to steel the nerves now can't hurt!

It's 7pm here... too early to start drinking?

I don't even have 'Game of Thrones' to distract my tiny mind from it now.

I wonder if the game will be shown in the Bernabau on big screens, for fans who don't get tickets? Seems like it would make sense if lot of travelling fans can't get tickets.

*Barber snaps fingers in front of Phil's blank face* "I love this guy!"

Congratulations! Your Missus is pregnant.

Don't drink the tap water! Even after brushing my teeth I wash the brush with bottled water.