Rumors, Rumors & Rumors

[manwithnoname]

Kinda not buying that premise seeing as this forum were more or less imploding when we were buying Mané from Southampton for even less than £40M.

Please do continue your cheerful Ebenezer Scrooge impersonation though..

Skully's having a pagan Xmas again. He's got a black tree and everything. With a zombie angel on top.

 

[manwithnoname]

Is it the eggnog? Is it spiked? With mad acid?

I don't know what eggnog is, but there's something in the water deffo.

 

[Skullflower]

Kinda not buying that premise seeing as this forum were more or less imploding when we were buying Mané from Southampton for even less than £40M.

Please do continue your cheerful Ebenezer Scrooge impersonation though..

well it might be interesting if it was us buying him but it fucking isn't.

 

[Kay Age El]

Yeah but he's linked to United so everyone hope he fails. I do. I don't want United to be linked to 40 million players in case they are good.

Maybe if he's that good we should hi-jack their potential deal? I mean like we almost did with fake Ronaldo.

 

[Skullflower]

Skully's having a pagan Xmas again. He's got a black tree and everything. With a zombie angel on top.

i do have a black tree but it's only 5 foot. the seven foot one is green and traditional.

 

[Kay Age El]

I don't know what eggnog is, but there's something in the water deffo.

Jamie Olivier doesn't seem to appreciate the name either at least he knows what it is..

http://www.jamieoliver.com/news-and-features/features/best-eggnog-recipe/

*So much knew this would happen, we'd be talking about weird Christmas recipes instead of juicy rumors within two pages..

 

[ILD]

Maybe if he's that good we should hi-jack their potential deal? I mean like we almost did with fake Ronaldo.

They hi jacked us. We were linked to him, they played Sporting in a friendly. Fergusson bought him.

 

[Kay Age El]

They hi jacked us. We were linked to him, they played Sporting in a friendly. Fergusson bought him.

Revenge is what Christmas is all about isn't it.. let 'em have it. (If he's any good).

 

[Kay Age El]

it's you. if you don't know what the scando-manc thing is then it's you.

Feels like I am in an episode of LOST S09..

 

[hmmmmm1]

If it's a Scando only it'll be a short one at this day an age. Been a while since we've been linked with anyone from our part of the world.. however weird that may sound to the lot of you.

Chelsea are apparently interested in buying Simon Kjaer at Fener however (which would be slightly surprising), and that could lead to - perhaps - a flogging of Andreas Christensen (Cheslea-owned Gladbach-defender) - which I totally doubt as he's the most elegant central defender in the world since Alan Hansen (and on his day Agger) and strong as He Man and almost as fast as Bolt.

If however all that happens we should defo be in for the AC. Him and Matip would be the most wonderful CB pairing ever.

There doesnt seem to be many talented players from scando coming through in recent years.

 

[Skullflower]

There doesnt seem to be many talented players from scando coming through in recent years.

oof.

 

[Kay Age El]

There doesnt seem to be many talented players from scando coming through in recent years.

 

[Rosco]

Maybe if he's that good we should hi-jack their potential deal? I mean like we almost did with fake Ronaldo.

Given he's had better career than the real Ronaldo .... maybe he needs a new name?

Faggy Ronaldo will have certain section of the site on my back so maybe you have a better suggestion.

 

[manwithnoname]

Given he's had better career than the real Ronaldo .... maybe he needs a new name?

Faggy Ronaldo will have certain section of the site on my back so maybe you have a better suggestion.

Soggypop will be copying that post and sending them to your employers. Careful.

 

[Skullflower]

floppycock

 

[Kay Age El]

Cloggy is boss.

 

[Insignificance]

Fucking hell guys. This Place is rotten, stinky and shitty enough if you are not lower yourself to a level were you start fucking around the names of other posters in a stupid attempt to be cool. Fuck this shit. Make an effort.

 

[Hansern]

Lindelöf is a talented player. In no way a 38 mill £ one but Utd have got more money then sense these days.
We shouldnt go anywhere near him for that fee.

Oh, and yes, Cloggy is boss.

 

[manwithnoname]

*waves imaginary yellow card in the air*

 

[iseered]

Zlatan went to Barcelona for £59 million 7 years ago. I don't see how this dwarfs that. Especially considering £40 million is the new £14 million.

 

[manwithnoname]

Zlatan went to Barcelona for £59 million 7 years ago. I don't see how this dwarfs that. Especially considering £40 million is the new £14 million.

I still think £40m is quite a lot.

It feels a significant amount to pay, inflation and China and Arabs notwithstanding.

 

[Hansern]

Zlatan went to Barcelona for £59 million 7 years ago. I don't see how this dwarfs that. Especially considering £40 million is the new £14 million.

Zlatan was in a different stage of his career and was a World class player though.

This is a talented but still relatively unproven kid. The fee is inflated cause its Utd and Benfica are known for getting high transfer fees for their talented players. Renato Sanches being the latest one.

 

[binomial]

It's incredible how much Benfica get for their players....and 95% of the times they always turn out shit.

 

[Hansern]

This is a decent weekly wedge

Carlos Tevez is set to complete his move to Chinese side Shanghai Shenhua, where he'll earn £615,000 a week. [Mail]

 

[Skullflower]

This is a decent weekly wedge

Carlos Tevez is set to complete his move to Chinese side Shanghai Shenhua, where he'll earn £615,000 a week. [Mail]

He's shanghaied the fuck out of of them.

That's how you elevate a dad joke, brendan.

 

[manwithnoname]

He's shanghaied the fuck out of of them.

That's how you elevate a dad joke, brendan.

I have so much to learn

 

[Hansern]

Draxler close to joining PSG according to the French media (RMC).

 

[Dreambeliever]

So is this the rumour thread for Jan now?

Shite rumour btw, who cares if some unknown kid from a country who haven't produced a consistent level of top players since 1994 is linked with a club in a downward spiral.

 

[Comical Aly]

Cloggy is boss.

Yeah, Cloggy's a genius. Evidenced by the identity of troops lining up against him.

 

[Kay Age El]

Because of @Skullflower's new found love of everything Manc, here's an evil rumor doing the rounds today..

Griezmann to United for £60M.

If they pull that off they've bought number one and two on my fantasy dream wishlist for Liverpool in Pogba and him. We need this to not happen somehow.

James Rodriguez on his way to Chelsea from Real Madrid for about the same amount. I am not too fuzzed about that really.