Henrikh Mkhitaryan - just a smokescreen

[gene hughes]

I fucking hate E.rikson, I'm going to buy a Liverpool 3rd kit and get that fucking E.rikson name on it and set it on fire and then I'm going to piss on it to put it out, and then I'm going to set it on fire again and piss on it to put it out and I'll continue the cycle until there is no thread with a reference to him anywhere in it on the first page of this football forum.

And may God strike E.rikson down if I'm exaggerating.

 

[Hansern]

This deal isn't over until Hansern says so

I think you mean until Twitter says so

 

[Oncy]

Well.........
*drums on thighs*
This is awkward...

 

[StevieM]

Well.........
*drums on thighs*
This is awkward...

Why?

..... Because its not really your thigh you're drumming on, is it?

 

[Hansern]

There it is:

@JamesPearceEcho: #LFC have admitted defeat in their bid to sign Henrikh Mkhitaryan. Shakhtar have informed them he's on the brink of signing for Dortmund.

 

[Fabio]

Sooooooooo

We never bid. Never made an official confirmation of interest.... Its all the media saying it?

 

[Hansern]

Obviously, we even managed to talk every man and his dog in the media to report something that doesnt excist.
Echo, Times, Mail, Mirror, German, Russian, Armenian, Ukrainian media, agents, Shakthar and Carra.
Everyone was in on it trying to make it Lavezzi part II.

Ah well, lets move on to the next target.

 

[themn]

Lol.

 

[Fabio]

Everyone was reporting lavezzi too though Hansern

 

[gene hughes]

Let's sign Armin Tamzarian instead.

 

[Skullflower]

We're fucking bellends.

 

[peterhague]

Everyone was reporting lavezzi too though Hansern

What is this Lavezzi thing?? I don't even remember a strong link, let alone a saga! Can't believe I missed it :'(

 

[Best Believe It]

Lets go all out for Luis Muriel

 

[Hansern]

Everyone was reporting lavezzi too though Hansern

Dont think the Echo or the Times reported it, and every story was his agent saying there had been a bid.
Thats the big difference

 

[mark1975]

didn't even know the cunt so....arsed.

 

[acejmk]

Who fucking cares maybe it was just a smoke screen

 

[the_khl]

I fucking hate E.rikson, I'm going to buy a Liverpool 3rd kit and get that fucking E.rikson name on it and set it on fire and then I'm going to piss on it to put it out, and then I'm going to set it on fire again and piss on it to put it out and I'll continue the cycle until there is no thread with a reference to him anywhere in it on the first page of this football forum.

And may God strike E.rikson down if I'm exaggerating.

You dont't have to use a punctuation mark when you don't spell his name properly anyways.

Sloppy Gene.

 

[737Max]

Fuck him and the Kardashians

 

[Hansern]

Apperantly 3rd party ownership is legal in Germany and Dortmund are buying Shaktars share while the two Armenian businessmen keep their share.
If true it at least shows how difficult this deal was to close for us.

 

[Oncy]

Hansern youre such a tiresome gullible bellend.

 

[Fabio]

Oh my

 

[Mystic]

So, who do we go for next? The one who shall not be named?

 

[Hansern]

And you're moaning depressing bipolarposting fuckwit

 

[themn]

*summons honey badgers*

 

[the_khl]

So, who do we go for next? The one who shall not be named?

You mean ERrria.k:sjon?

 

[Cerberus]

Can someone please close this whopper of a thread.

 

[themn]

Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaa !

 

[Fabio]

I'm waiting until twitter says he's signed for Dortmund. Then I'll lock the fat cunt of a whopper

 

[Rosco]

Dont think the Echo or the Times reported it, and every story was his agent saying there had been a bid.
Thats the big difference

The big similarity is we never bid for either of them

 

[the_khl]

The big similarity is we never bid for either of them

Serious question.

And you know this how?