Balotelli and Sturridge didn't have a great game against spurs. Everyone says it but it's bullshit. Sturridge had a great game against Spurs, Mario wasted a fuckload of chances and leathered the ball into row Z like Peter fucking Kaye. Then Sturridge got injured and Mario continued being shite. He can fuck right off.
Ok Ok, I was just saying like.
(took me ages to do all those little tick things, never again.)
*goes back to making cheese sauce for the Nachos*