Florian and the (Slot) Machine

[mark1975]

I think Wirtz will be fine, the football stuff is there, but (not surprisingly) the "brand new" front four aren't on the same wavelength yet, when they click we'll be wondering what all the fuss was about. I'd rather be where we are right now with that ceiling above us, because you're not telling me that there isn't room for ascendancy with Wirtz, Isak, Ekitike and Salah. It'll happen. I get the derision, but some of the posts in this thread are, frankly, fucking childish.

 

[Woland]

I like childish posts but yeah, this is up Slot to sort. It's where we find out if he's all that. I'd rather wait six months before offering him this extension tbh

 

[SummerOnions]

I mean i look at that lovely Flick of his at the end but if instead of being excited about it he went right not forward he'd have a 1-2 tap in

 

[Mamma Mia]

If my aunt had bollocks and all that.

Well, no. That doesn't apply here. The key word Frogfish used is "narrative", and it's spot on.

If your aunt spread her legs and invited 10 men a day to shag her, she would be a bit of a slag, regardless of how many of the 10 took up the offer.

If every one of those chances gets finished off, it doesn't change Flo's individual performances whatsoever, yet you can bet on the fact that it would change the narrative.

 

[Woland]

That flick to Salah against Chelsea was peak Bobby

 

[Dreambeliever]

That flick to Salah against Chelsea was peak Bobby

So currently he’s more flabby melt than Si Senor?

 

[MomoWASright]

Well, no. That doesn't apply here. The key word Frogfish used is "narrative", and it's spot on.

If your aunt spread her legs and invited 10 men a day to shag her, she would be a bit of a slag, regardless of how many of the 10 took up the offer.

If every one of those chances gets finished off, it doesn't change Flo's individual performances whatsoever, yet you can bet on the fact that it would change the narrative.

Ok. How many chances did Keita create that were not scored? Would that have changed his narrative?

He’s been a massive disappointment. Whether that is player or system, it’s slot to sort.

People can wank over that ballet flick to Salah against Chelsea. It doesn’t hide the fact he was useless the rest of the time on the pitch.

 

[Farkmaster]

I'm not sure what's going on in this thread, but the aunties are getting it.