Florian and the (Slot) Machine

[MomoWASright]

68%

 

[Hansern]

Its not boring signing a World class player though. Florian Friday will be boss.

 

[dogboy]

Its not boring signing a World class player though. Florian Friday will be boss.

Didn't you say that a Florian fortnight ago? 😉

 

[King Binny]

View: https://x.com/JeremieFrimpong/status/1935022455057432958

 

[Mystic]

Its not boring signing a World class player though. Florian Friday will be boss.

It's boring right now because we've not signed him, even though we've heard for two weeks 'it's done'. Florian Friday, if it happens, will be very exciting though.

 

[MomoWASright]

61%

He’s gonna do a Zubimendi and realise he will miss sauerkraut and currywurst too much. Or watch him get eaten by a great white when he falls off the party boat he’s sharing with Frimpong.

 

[Whaddapie]

I'm not bored at all.

We're champions. We've just improved at two glaring positions of weakness at the back and we're signing a generational talent... Plus, all signs point to us not yet being finished in the market.

Remember how we all felt this time last year..?

 

[mark1975]

You know if Wirtz flops, DB's indiscriminately thrown dart in a long running saga of indiscriminately thrown darts will be getting dined off forever, until he throws the next one and we all remind him how Karma's a bitch and he's still a bit dense.

 

[The Nomad]

You know if Wirtz flops, DB's indiscriminately thrown dart in a long running saga of indiscriminately thrown darts will be getting dined off forever, until he throws the next one and we all remind him how Karma's a bitch and he's still a bit dense.

A bit?

 

[Mystic]

You know if Wirtz flops, DB's indiscriminately thrown dart in a long running saga of indiscriminately thrown darts will be getting dined off forever, until he throws the next one and we all remind him how Karma's a bitch and he's still a bit dense.

He'll almost certainly cash out again, I wouldn't worry.

 

[Fabio]

Im absolutely getting Florian Fatigue

 

[Farkmaster]

Saying a transfer of this cost is a risk is like successfully hitting a wall with a dart.

 

[StevieM]

Saying a transfer of this cost is a risk is like successfully hitting a wall with a dart.

Saying a transfer of this cost is a risk is like successfully hitting a wall with a dart.

We should have got Darwin to throw the dart…

 

[Hansern]

View: https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1935810503676482044?s=46

 

[MomoWASright]

71%

 

[Beamrider]

View: https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1935810503676482044?s=46

It's going to take him until half past eight to sign a contract? We're signing a halfwit.

 

[Farkmaster]

We need to find the Next Florian Wirtz (TM) now, football moves quickly.

 

[Farkmaster]

It's going to take him until half past eight to sign a contract? We're signing a halfwit.

Most of the medical was just our doctors failing to figure out how exactly he levitates.

 

[Mystic]

View: https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1935810503676482044?s=46

I want pictures of this cunt getting off a plane or it ain't happening.

3%.

 

[Modo]

🤞😑🤞 come on "previously undiscovered injury"...papa needs a new house...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

You know if Wirtz flops, DB's indiscriminately thrown dart in a long running saga of indiscriminately thrown darts will be getting dined off forever, until he throws the next one and we all remind him how Karma's a bitch and he's still a bit dense.

If Wirtz flops, then I'll be starting a thread titled, "For Better or for Wirtz"

 

[Markeh]

🤞😑🤞 come on "previously undiscovered injury"...papa needs a new house...

i’ve been too scared to utter the words failed medical in this thread, they will find you if this goes bad

 

[StevieM]

If Wirtz flops, then I'll be starting a thread titled, "For Better or for Wirtz"

And if we ever decide to move him on….

Wirtz-Sell Scrummage

Then we can call him a useless turnip-headed scarecrow.

 

[Buddha]

…and the first time he proper loses his shit at someone on the pitch or has a training ground spat… Brat Wirtz

 

[StevieM]

Im sure there’s something with “fanny-sqwirtz” that would work.

That’s @Farkmaster’s domain though, so I’ll let him get his head round it!!!

(See what I did there.. eh eh???)

 

[doctor_mac]

…and the first time he proper loses his shit at someone on the pitch or has a training ground spat… Brat Wirtz

You know one of the tabloids are aching to deploy that back page headline.

 

[bluebell]

So Flo will be signing wearing the Nike kit as the Adidas kit won't be released til Aug 1st. Can I call him "Flo"?

 

[Markeh]

It's going to take him until half past eight to sign a contract? We're signing a halfwit.

wanted to get it done before nein to avoid confusion

 

[Oncy]

*emerges from tent with the insane smell of 3 weeks of unwashed balls*

*scratches deep grey beard*

*opens can of Super T*

Lets fucking do this boys.

 

[the count]

*emerges from tent with the insane smell of 3 weeks of unwashed balls*

*scratches deep grey beard*

*opens can of Super T*

Lets fucking do this boys.

Also known as "going with the flo"