Isakly what we need

[Markeh]

newcastle got more per word, so officially colder

i’m not looking at any statements related to right backs who may or may not have existed

 

[localny]

who?

I think he means the time we played against Stoke (Stoke-Upon-Trent)

 

[Markeh]

I think he means the time we played against Stoke (Stoke-Upon-Trent)

ah right i thought he was on about camping ‘pitching a trent’

 

[Dreambeliever]

Excellent signing. Hopefully he stays fit.

Best striker in world football?

 

[localny]

ah right i thought he was on about camping ‘pitching a trent’

yeah, i think you're right - he was saying he caught a funny scent (of betrayal), while pitching a tent in stoke upon trent.

 

[Markeh]

yeah, i think you're right he was saying he caught a funny scent (of betrayal), while pitching a tent in stoke upon trent.

at least he wasn’t paying any rent

 

[localny]

at least he wasn’t paying any rent

yeah, i think that was what he meant. No need to lament.

 

[Markeh]

yeah, i think that was what he meant. No need to lament.

no more, he doesn’t even deserve words that rhyme!

 

[localny]

no more, he doesn’t even deserve words that rhyme!

Agreed. he does not merit a dime of our time.

 

[Whaddapie]

Ok, lads. My sources are telling me that this Is Ac-tually happening... The Guehi deal may have hit a snag, though. I'll be back when I know more.

 

[KopRed]

3 years late and for £65m more.
Better late than never I guess...

He didn't arrive with a paunch which is good to see.

 

[SummerOnions]

So we just signed maybe the second best striker in the league there lads. Maybe top 5 in the world? Fucking hell that's exciting

 

[binomial]

No CF's in the league comes close to touching Isak, undoubtedly the best CF for the last 2 years.

 

[SaRed]

So we just signed maybe the second best striker in the league there lads. Maybe top 5 in the world? Fucking hell that's exciting

Who's better? Or am I being wooshed

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Who's better? Or am I being wooshed

Haaland has scored more over the last two years. It's at least debatable.

 

[mark1975]

Sweden are going to play him half fit and break him, aren't they? Then we can all grab our pitch forks and hunt down Modo.

 

[Modo]

Sweden are going to play him half fit and break him, aren't they? Then we can all grab our pitch forks and hunt down Modo.

The manager said that he's not fit to play 90 mins, but it's unclear if he'll start or not.

 

[the count]

Haaland has scored more over the last two years. It's at least debatable.

So not Ekiteke then?

 

[juniormember]

Sweden are going to play him half fit and break him, aren't they? Then we can all grab our pitch forks and hunt down Modo.

I’m hoping the slower paced internationals will be a great way of getting him closer to match fitness, rather the league games.

 

[Brizzle]

I guess I should watch an Isak comp on youtube to really learn more about him. I am still convinced he would excel as a narrow left forward instead of Gakpo vs. down the middle instead of Ekitekkers

 

[mark1975]

The manager said that he's not fit to play 90 mins, but it's unclear if he'll start or not.

In all seriousness, it's probably a good thing that he gets a bit of a run out and builds up some match fitness 🤞

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

So not Ekiteke then?

Ha! Fair.

 

[Squiggles]

I'm taking the positives in him getting to play some football, TBH. It's a brief pre-season for him to gain a bit of sharpness.

 

[Modo]

View: https://x.com/TheDalglishStnd/status/1962656347125637373

Like I said, built like a twig

 

[doctor_mac]

View: https://x.com/TheDalglishStnd/status/1962656347125637373

Like I said, built like a twig

I mean he really is. He's what 6 foot 4 and he looks like he weighs about 9 stone soaking wet!

 

[Modo]

I mean he really is. He's what 6 foot 4 and he looks like he weighs about 9 stone soaking wet!

That's the East African build ( I have Eritrean ancestry just like Isak). We're built for long distance running 🤣.

 

[Markeh]

are we sure he’s not a dm?

 

[Holle]

That's the East African build ( I have Eritrean ancestry just like Isak). We're built for long distance running 🤣.

I'm definitely not of African descent...

 

[Whaddapie]

That's the East African build ( I have Eritrean ancestry just like Isak). We're built for long distance running 🤣.

Whereas I, on the other hand, am built for long distance eating.

 

[localny]

Whereas I, on the other hand, am built for long distance eating.

It's just the American part of you in fairness... 🤣