Florian and the (Slot) Machine

[Frogfish]

Fine, which one of our starters has played badly or been anonymous in all four of the first games?

You can say Salah...still got two goals and an assist.

Haha assist ! Haha penalty. Stat padding par excellence.

 

[Modo]

Haha assist ! Haha penalty. Stat padding par excellence.

The goal v Bournemouth...

 

[StevieM]

My complaint for last season was Salah being shit at the actual football and Trent being a lazy fucking cunt.

Well, to be fair Wirtz hasn’t looked lazy and hasn’t looked “shit” at football, so by your “Mo criteria” he should be classified as fine, no? 🤪

 

[MomoWASright]

Well, to be fair Wirtz hasn’t looked lazy and hasn’t looked “shit” at football, so by your “Mo criteria” he should be classified as fine, no? 🤪

Unlike you with only two criteria (is it red? Is it fizzy?) I have many criteria. I’m not even proper hating on Mo this season because I’m channeling it elsewhere.

 

[StevieM]

Unlike you with only two criteria (is it red? Is it fizzy?) I have many criteria. I’m not even proper hating on Mo this season because I’m channeling it elsewhere.

Besides…. Isn’t it you that wants your reds to be a little bit more fizzy this season instead of flat!! 🤣🤣