Only in Queensland

[StevieM]

Seen in a bar in Queensland.

I can sense a phone all to my local signmaker on Monday.

 

[gkmacca]

That's terrifically specific. I like it. You'd know where you are with a place like that.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Would prefer to see the ban starting at 3pm at the latest

 

[gkmacca]

The odd thing is that sign is actually outside a church.

 

[Spionkop69]

I like what the guy is trying to do but have a couple of niggling issues:
1. He's a Chelsea fan
2. Number 2 he's a nouveau Chelsea fan cos he hates Mn Utd. Any self respecting "proper" Chelsea fans has a massive dislike for Spurs and West Ham.

I'd also prefer a blanket ban on Man U shirts.

 

[gkmacca]

And a ban on Man Utd blankets.

 

[Fabio]

I like what the guy is trying to do but have a couple of niggling issues:
1. He's a Chelsea fan
2. Number 2 he's a nouveau Chelsea fan cos he hates Mn Utd. Any self respecting "proper" Chelsea fans has a massive dislike for Spurs and West Ham.

I'd also prefer a blanket ban on Man U shirts.

Tbf I know a lot of chelsea fans who hate utd just as much as West ham et Al.

 

[themn]

Tbf my future wife and in-laws hate utd just as much as West ham et Al.

Think of the children !!!

 

[Fabio]

Think of the children !!!

They'll like rugby

 

[themn]

They'll like rugby

It was cricket the last time.

If you're confused, what chuffin' chance have they got ?!

 

[Fabio]

It was cricket the last time.

If you're confused, what chuffin' chance have they got ?!

They'll like every sport that isn't football

 

[gkmacca]

In Lancashire in bygone days fathers would show their sons a picture of George Formby and say, 'You see? If you keep playing with yourself you'll end up looking like him!' I'd suggest something similar with young and impressionable Chelski supporters. Show them a pic of Chelski's adamantine hanger-on Gary Staker:

 

[Spionkop69]

Tbf I know a lot of chelsea fans who hate utd just as much as West ham et Al.

Ah but this is a recent thing.

I still hate Nottingham Forest. Cos the the song says so.

 

[gkmacca]

No football club should be named after a forest anyway. Foolhardy idea.

 

[StevieM]

I like what the guy is trying to do but have a couple of niggling issues:
1. He's a Chelsea fan
2. Number 2 he's a nouveau Chelsea fan cos he hates Mn Utd. Any self respecting "proper" Chelsea fans has a massive dislike for Spurs and West Ham.

I'd also prefer a blanket ban on Man U shirts.

Funny you should mention that.... I'm well in to the idea of a sign in my pub.... current working text.

"Dear Patrons.
Manchester United are not to be tolerated at any time.
The Management retain the right to switch off all Tv's if they are winning."

Lets get some world class prose going here and make a sign that will go viral.

 

[gkmacca]

NO MANCS
SKANKS
OR WANKS

 

[Athens]

Are you allowed in if you're wearing a couple of united shirts on your feet?

 

[Judge Jules]

"No Manchester United shirts allowed. Leave 'em at the door along with your brains.
No Manchester United games shown on TV. Go home and watch those with all the other porn."

 

[StevieM]

Are you allowed in if you're wearing a couple of united shirts on your feet?

I have been known to only allow Man U fans in if they are with a group of mates that are all Liverpool fans (this can happen in Australia) and that they agree to wear a Liverpool top, keep their mouth shut, and accept whatever ritual humiliation/beatings their mates adn anyone else cares to hand out.

 

[Spionkop69]

"No Manchester United shirts allowed. Leave 'em at the door along with your brains.
No Manchester United games shown on TV. Go home and watch those with all the other porn."

Please dont lump Man U in the same boat as porn.

Porn can be useful.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ah but this is a recent thing.

I still hate Nottingham Forest. Cos the the song says so.

I hate that song, should be binned.

 

[Spionkop69]

I hate that song, should be binned.

Its not my favourite but I still dislike Forest.

 

[gkmacca]

It's not as bad as 'There's only one...' whatever it is. That's embarrassingly lazy. And of course 'Ooo are ya?' People have been shot for less.

 

[themn]

Various players being told "you know what you are" got boring really quickly.

 

[gkmacca]

God yes.

 

[LarryHagman]

It's not as bad as 'There's only one...' whatever it is. That's embarrassingly lazy.

Although it did give rise to "there's only 2 Andy Gorams" which was inspired, in a mock-the-afflicated kind of way.

 

[Fabio]

Saville being Hendersons dad, is still a personal fave