The random transfer suggestion thread

[SummerOnions]

I had a thought in my head we should sign Bellerin as back up for Trent. He prob wouldn't come to sit on the bench, but he's homegrown and all that, and arguably a lot better than Neco Williams.

Anyway, which players do you think we should sign that you've seen zero links to, and would be completely out the blue, therefore random, that would improve us in some way?

 

[The Nomad]

Cristiano Ronaldo. He'd still do a job, however would probably upset DJ. So forget that.

 

[Halmeister]

Bellerin is dreadful

 

[Rosco]

We should sign that Silas lad from the Bundesliga.

Nobody knows who he really is or how old he is

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'd sign Freddy Adu.
Bound to come good sometimes.

 

[StevieM]

I know what.... let’s sign Jack Wilshire.

He’s just within our budget for transfer fees.

 

[SummerOnions]

Bellerin is dreadful

I don't think I've seen him play for like 2 years but wasn't he actually good at one point?

 

[jan]

Bellerin was promising but then became more interested in fashion than football. He also gets injured a lot. Nathaniel Oxlade-Karius

 

[Grjt2]

Think I wrote this on another thread, but beneath the chubby, Mourinho hating, slightly workshy exterior, I think Ndombele could be a really good player. Given his downing of tools I’d like to think £20m gets him out of Spurs too. He is however exactly the opposite of a Klopp player so never going to happen. But on Footy Manager I’d be all over him.

 

[dmishra]

I'll be looking at Moussa Diaby at Leverkusen. He'd been flying under the radar a bit given they had Havertz and Bailey, but I think he's going to have a breakout season this year.

 

[binomial]

Fucking Bellerin though.

 

[binomial]

A player I really like and interested to see back playing is Tariq Lamptey...not sure if those rent boys got a buy back option on him but he's 1 I'd defo look at snapping up.

 

[Modo]

A player I really like and interested to see back playing is Tariq Lamptey...not sure if those rent boys got a buy back option on him but he's 1 I'd defo look at snapping up.

I think he's really good, but he's just so small.

 

[RedStar]

Callum Wilson, he'd easily score 10 goals off the bench for us.

 

[MomoWASright]

Saint Maximim.

 

[binomial]

I think he's really good, but he's just so small.

Yeh, probably the smallest in the league tbh but that's what makes him so good.

 

[mom]

Ings

 

[Markeh]

Callum Wilson, he'd easily score 10 goals off the bench for us.

in the same vein… Pukki

 

[Holle]

Bendtner!

 

[tombrown]

There was a centre back at Swansea - Andy Melville - who I always thought we should sign. That was about 30 odd years ago though, so not sure if he is still any good.

 

[Hyena]

Patrick Bamford!

 

[tomasjj]

Justin from Leicester, Van der Beek from Scum

 

[singlerider]

in the same vein… Pukki

Of the very little I've seen of him, I'd take him over Divock!

(I know that ain't saying much, but hey)