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Florian and the (Slot) Machine

Some of you knobheads dont deserve him how much you have doubted this last week.
Ive been pissing in a coke bottle for a week, smell like shit, ive eaten nothing but space raiders for four days and me and the good Dr have rinsed 4 crates of super T.

ALL YOU FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE
Me you and Hansern were the only ones keeping the camp fire lit.
 
Some of you knobheads dont deserve him how much you have doubted this last week.
Ive been pissing in a coke bottle for a week, smell like shit, ive eaten nothing but space raiders for four days and me and the good Dr have rinsed 4 crates of super T.

ALL YOU FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE
Your the hero we needed, not the hero some of us deserved
 
I've heard his name a hundred times in compilations, in what to my ear sounds like a Monty python approximation of German, but could equally just be that weird fucking language. Viiiiirrssssttttttt goes into the mental storage next to mein leiben from Wolfenstein, as just an ugly over the top vaguely German exaltation that is essentially just a noise at this point, accompanying pretty things in football.


It's horrendously ugly to the point of sounding camp.

I'm all for more of it in red.

Veeeeiirrssssttttttt
 
The UK journos have been behind in every aspect of the deal. If the German journos say its done, its done.
 
I'll be amazed if any club has been able to keep their interest completely private. From what I've seen it's only been us, Bayern and a few tentative, bullshit links to Madrid, but I wouldn't be surprised if clubs were having private chats with him.
 
I'll be amazed if any club has been able to keep their interest completely private. From what I've seen it's only been us, Bayern and a few tentative, bullshit links to Madrid, but I would a
Man City were clearly courting him as a successor to De Bruyne.
I assume he told them he wasn't interested in playing for cheats.
 
But the last big money signings made by the data nerds have been fantastic. Wirtz is a dream signing. Absolute star.
 
As someone pointed out. We're the reigning league winners and the most successfull club in England. Yet we haven't got one player in the top 10 most expensive transfers in the league.

Its about time we consolidated our position and signed a top generational player for some serious money.
 
As someone pointed out. We're the reigning league winners and the most successfull club in England. Yet we haven't got one player in the top 10 most expensive transfers in the league.

Its about time we consolidated our position and signed a top generational player for some serious money.

This is interesting, I didn't realise the amount some of these players cost.
Grealish, Rice, Caicedo, Enzo all over 100m
Anthony, Pogba, Lukaku etc so many that I don't think really were worth the amount paid.
 
I single handily fought off an invasion from those mouth breathers at Camp Postecoglou whilst you all hid in your tents crying into your twiglets, put some respect to my name.
Alright alright. There were a few more less vocal members of the camp.
 
@WhoScored
- Wirtz is the only player to have scored 10+ goals and provided 10+ assists in each of the last two Bundesliga seasons.Across those campaigns, he also created more chances from open play (124) and completed more successful dribbles (161) than any other player.
 
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